Why not send a F…* the Dodo Breakup Subscription Box to your bestie who is going through the worst break up of her life? This thoughtful and non-intrusive gift let's her know that you're thinking about her.
F...* THE DODO BREAKUP
F...* THE DODO BREAKUP
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HE TOLD HER HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO HER - NOW WHAT?
Friend are like family and true friend stick around through thick and thin. Send her a F...* The Dodo breakup Subscription Box to let her know that you’re thinking of her at this tough time
We know
breakups suck
Breakups are sh*tty, but a totally normal part of life and we've all been through them. Some are harder than others, especially if he's the jerk and you weren't expecting it. Think about it this way.
He’s like the dumb, doofus dodo that is now extinct. Get him out of your mind for your own good and F*** the Dodo!
F...* It
F...* It
*Feel It
She’s not going to believe that it actually happened and she’ll be cheking her phone every 5 seconds, hoping that the Dodo is begging to get back together. Since it’s not going to happen, she’s going to want to smash stuff like in Beyonce’s music video or key the Dodo’s car. She’s likely not sleeping well and probably hasn’t showered for days.
F...* It
F...* It
*Face It
Once she gets over the initial sadness, she’s likely going to be stalking the Dodo’s Instagram account and creeping all his female followers. Maybe she’s even posting hot pics, hoping to make the Dodo jealous. Or, she could totally be feeling nothing and caring about nothing.
F...* It
F...* It
*Forget it & F*ck It
And then one day, it finally clicks, Things just come together and suddenly she just gets it. Time is too short to just waste on one guy and she’s ready to say F...* the Dodo (or whatever his name is). Little by little and small steps at a time, she’ll start feeling like she’s ready to move on. Upward and onward!
F...* It *Feel It
She’s not going to believe that it actually happened and she’ll be cheking her phone every 5 seconds, hoping that the Dodo is begging to get back together. Since it’s not going to happen, she’s going to want to smash stuff like in Beyonce’s music video or key the Dodo’s car. She’s likely not sleeping well and probably hasn’t showered for days.
F...* It *Face It
Once she gets over the initial sadness, she’s likely going to be stalking the Dodo’s Instagram account and creeping all his female followers. Maybe she’s even posting hot pics, hoping to make the Dodo jealous. Or, she could totally be feeling nothing and caring about nothing.
F...* It *Forget it & F*ck It
And then one day, it finally clicks, Things just come together and suddenly she just gets it. Time is too short to just waste on one guy and she’s ready to say F...* the Dodo (or whatever his name is). Little by little and small steps at a time, she’ll start feeling like she’s ready to move on. Upward and onward!
HELP BE THAT STRONG PILLAR TO LEAN ON AS THE DEALS WITH HER BREAKUP
TAKE A PEEK
INSIDE THE BOX
3 Breakup-Themed Boxes to Make the Break Up Suck Less
Each individually curated gift box comes with 7 to 8 full-sized products to help ease the pain of the breakup. You can’t be with her 24/7, so send this care package full of awesome gifts to help her got over the breakup blues. The thoughtful and sassy subscription boxes have a uaranteed value of $100+
Feel It Feel It
Full of essentials and «must haves» to chase away breakup blues caused by the Dodo
Face It Face It
Everything she’ll need to help her get over the Dodo
F...* It F...* It
F...* The Dodo! She’s ready to take on the world again and looking forward to the bright future ahead.
Time to say good-bye to DODO. Pack his stuff in mailer bag and it back to your ex. FEELING BLUE? Take a deep breath, calm down and just sleep on it. Be sure, a new dawn IS COMING.
First tears have dried. Feeling DESPERATE and ANGRY? Unleash your rage! Grab this VOODOO DOLL and take it out on the DODO!
Oh, the purifying POWER OF FIRE! Time to let the memories go. Just take this FIRE POWDER and watch the bright colors LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE AGAIN.
What a RELIEF! Off to new dreams and hopes! FORGET THE DODO!
Feel It
Feel It
Full of essentials and «must haves» to chase away breakup blues caused by the Dodo
Face It
Face It
Everything she’ll need to help her get over the Dodo
F...* It
F...* It
F...* The Dodo! She’s ready to take on the world again and looking forward to the bright future ahead.
FINDING THE
NEW YOU
She may not realize that the breakup is the best thing for her yet. But we know there’s going to be a silver lining later on. Until then, oursubscription boxes will help her heal, look at what’s happened, learn from it and find ways to build a new, happier & heallthy
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F...* THE DODO BREAKUP
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BEYOUND THE BOX
TOP 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW
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If you have a credit card, you can send a box (joking…kind of)! In all seriousness, everyone can send a F…* the Dodo Breakup Subscription Box.
· Is your bestie going through a breakup and you don't know how to comfort her 24/7?
· Are you work friends and you don't know what todo or how to help? Gather some work friends together and get everyone to pitch in. It makes an awesome group gift and we take the guess work out of it.
· Are you her parents or grandparents? At a loss for words? This is super easy gift that shows your support while respecting her personal space.
Are you the one going through the heartbreak? Nothing wrong with self-care. Treat yourself because you need to always put yourself first.
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Here are all the reasons you're going to fall in love with us:
· We've been through many breakups ourselves. One gift basket purchased from Etsy or a DIY care package just won't cut it. Research has shown that breakups fall into at least 6 stages - denial, anger, emotional roller-coaster, acceptance, conscious disengagement and moving on. We've curated each box with thoughtful items to help you through the specific stage of the breakup. We've also included therapeutic items to help you heal and move on to the next stage.
· Our items do not come from the dollar store. Each of our themed boxes holda retail value of at least $100 or more.
· The boxes were not picked out by a 17-year old, going through her first teenage breakup. We've lived through breakups, separations and divorces. We've been through the real deal many times and we're here to help make you whole again. And that is reflected in our assortment of curated items.
· We don't put in trinkets and trash. Each item is thoughtfully picked out to suit the theme of the box. We also aim to include useful items that we know will help you heal and move on.
We're a lower price point than other gift boxes and baskets. We managed to negotiate a great price for quality items, so we're going to pass that savings along to you.