Why not send a F...* the Dodo Breakup Subscription box!
We know
breakups suck
F...* It *Feel It
She’s not going to believe that it actually happened and she’ll be cheking her phone every 5 seconds, hoping that the Dodo is begging to get back together. Since it’s not going to happen, she’s going to want to smash stuff like in Beyonce’s music video or key the Dodo’s car. She’s likely not sleeping well and probably hasn’t showered for days.
F...* It *Face It
Once she gets over the initial sadness, she’s likely going to be stalking the Dodo’s Instagram account and creeping all his female followers. Maybe she’s even posting hot pics, hoping to make the Dodo jealous. Or, she could totally be feeling nothing and caring about nothing.
F...* It *Forget it & F*ck It
And then one day, it finally clicks, Things just come together and suddenly she just gets it. Time is too short to just waste on one guy and she’s ready to say F...* the Dodo (or whatever his name is). Little by little and small steps at a time, she’ll start feeling like she’s ready to move on. Upward and onward!
HELP BE THAT STRONG PILLAR TO LEAN ON AS THE DEALS WITH HER BREAKUP
TAKE A PEEK
INSIDE THE BOX
3 Breakup-Themed Boxes to Make the Break Up Suck Less
Each individually curated gift box comes with 7 to 8 full-sized products to help ease the pain of the breakup. You can’t be with her 24/7, so send this care package full of awesome gifts to help her got over the breakup blues. The thoughtful and sassy subscription boxes have a uaranteed value of $100+
Feel It Feel It
Full of essentials and «must haves» to chase away breakup blues caused by the Dodo
Face It Face It
Everything she’ll need to help her get over the Dodo
F...* It F...* It
F...* The Dodo! She’s ready to take on the world again and looking forward to the bright future ahead.
Time to say good-bye to DODO. Pack his stuff in mailer bag and it back to your ex. FEELING BLUE? Take a deep breath, calm down and just sleep on it. Be sure, a new dawn IS COMING.
First tears have dried. Feeling DESPERATE and ANGRY? Unleash your rage! Grab this VOODOO DOLL and take it out on the DODO!
Oh, the purifying POWER OF FIRE! Time to let the memories go. Just take this FIRE POWDER and watch the bright colors LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE AGAIN.
What a RELIEF! Off to new dreams and hopes! FORGET THE DODO!