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We know

breakups suck

Breakups are sh*tty, but a totally normal part of life and we've all been through them. Some are harder than others, especially if he's the jerk and you weren't expecting it. Think about it this way.

He’s like the dumb, doofus dodo that is now extinct. Get him out of your mind for your own good and F*** the Dodo!

F...* It *Feel It

She’s not going to believe that it actually happened and she’ll be cheking her phone every 5 seconds, hoping that the Dodo is begging to get back together. Since it’s not going to happen, she’s going to want to smash stuff like in Beyonce’s music video or key the Dodo’s car. She’s likely not sleeping well and probably hasn’t showered for days.

F...* It *Face It

Once she gets over the initial sadness, she’s likely going to be stalking the Dodo’s Instagram account and creeping all his female followers. Maybe she’s even posting hot pics, hoping to make the Dodo jealous. Or, she could totally be feeling nothing and caring about nothing.

F...* It *Forget it & F*ck It

And then one day, it finally clicks, Things just come together and suddenly she just gets it. Time is too short to just waste on one guy and she’s ready to say F...* the Dodo (or whatever his name is). Little by little and small steps at a time, she’ll start feeling like she’s ready to move on. Upward and onward!

HELP BE THAT STRONG PILLAR TO LEAN ON AS THE DEALS WITH HER BREAKUP

TAKE A PEEK

INSIDE THE BOX

 3 Breakup-Themed Boxes to Make the Break Up Suck Less

Each individually curated gift box comes with 7 to 8 full-sized products to help ease the pain of the breakup. You can’t be with her 24/7, so send this care package full of awesome gifts to help her got over the breakup blues. The thoughtful and sassy subscription boxes have a uaranteed value of $100+

Feel It Feel It

Full of essentials and «must haves» to chase away breakup blues caused by the Dodo

Face It Face It

Everything she’ll need to help her get over the Dodo

F...* It F...* It

F...* The Dodo! She’s ready to take on the world again and looking forward to the bright future ahead.

Time to say good-bye to DODO. Pack his stuff in mailer bag and it back to your ex. FEELING BLUE? Take a deep breath, calm down and just sleep on it. Be sure, a new dawn IS COMING.

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First tears have dried. Feeling DESPERATE and ANGRY? Unleash your rage! Grab this VOODOO DOLL and take it out on the DODO!

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Oh, the purifying POWER OF FIRE! Time to let the memories go. Just take this FIRE POWDER and watch the bright colors LIGHT UP YOUR LIFE AGAIN.

What a RELIEF! Off to new dreams and hopes! FORGET THE DODO!

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FINDING THE

NEW YOU

She may not realize that the breakup is the best thing for her yet. But we know there’s going to be a silver lining later on. Until then, oursubscription boxes will help her heal, look at what’s happened, learn from it and find ways to build a new, happier & heallthy 

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TOP 3 THINGS YOU NEED TO KNOW

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Why not send a F...* the Dodo Breakup Subscription box! 

Why not send a F...* the Dodo Breakup Subscription box! 

HOW F...* THE DODO BREAKUP

HOW F...* THE DODO BREAKUP

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